Okay add mittens to the list. I don't want to wear them. I don't want to make them. If I "had to" wear them, I would wear gloves.
HM says they are kinda fun to make for little kids. She's weird. She doesn't even like little kids. (On a slightly related note -- since HM is Martha Mese -- I remember being very surprised when I found out that Martha Stewart had daughters. Like whoa, what kind of bill was that therapy? Not that HM's kids would need more therapy than say, mine.)
Fun mitten knitting?I beg to differ, though without the experience I realize, of a mitten knitter.
I have decided that mittens are the socks of hands. (don't be so astonished by my brilliance! really!)
And at the end of the day, why not just make some handwarmers. Heck, we're in the Bay Area after all ;)